ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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cuntology:

cuntology:

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bosq:

Grass / Fire / Water / Gym Leaders - Ripped by X

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fierceasheck:

life hack: crash ur car into a bridge. you won’t care, you’ll love it

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luvier:

por cosas como esta existe la ciencia…

luvier:

por cosas como esta existe la ciencia…

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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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